Old "Kid" Quotes

Just clearing out my side-bar and not wanting to lose these cute quotes/phrases that my kids have told me over the years {strictly for my journaling purpose)~

Maddie Phrases
#1:
Daddy: "Maddie, Orcs (Lord of the Rings) come and get little girls at night when it's dark outside. Come hide with me so the Orcs don't get you."


Mommy: "Don't listen to him; he's telling you stories. Daddy is just trying to scare you."

Maddie: "Daddy is telling books again." (10/08)


#2:
Mommy: "Are you a fish?"

Maddie: "No, I a Maddie"

Mommy: "Maddie you're silly"

Maddie: "No, I not silly. I a Maddie"

Mommy: "What does Mommy have in her belly?"

Maddie: "A Sister" {Summer 2008: before we found out that Eli was a BOY}

#3:
"I want a pooper lollerpop please!!" (purple otter pop)


#4:
You're so happy" repeated over and over whenever she does something that makes me upset. It is so funny that I cannot help but start laughing the more she says this


#5:
Mommy, let's go on the alligator" (elevator)


#6:
5-25-08 "I can't wear my white shoes. I have an owie on my foot. The white shoes hurt my owie. The brown shoes feel so soft and nice on my feet with no owies." --her explanation on Sunday for why she need to wear her brown shoes with her black dress rather than the white shoes that I was attempting to convince her to wear. It was too funny that she could communicate her thoughts that well that I figured she deserved to wear those brown shoes


#7:
"Ice cream is tasty, nummy, soo good."


#8:
"Candy, candy, candy!" --she says this every time she goes potty, regardless of the fact that we have quit rewarding her with candy EVERY time she goes on the potty.


#9:
"I no want to go night-night. I not tired." --We go through this conversation twice a day, at nap and bed time



#10:
"Mommy, I need a towel. I all icky, yucky, soo gross."-- this is said at every meal when her hands get dirty


#11:
Maddie stayed a few nights at my parents while Jesse and I went to Rocky Point. One night she woke up sobbing around 3am, when asked what the matter was...she said that Robby took something from her. FYI: he wasn't even staying at my parents house; he was staying with my in-laws. Apparently for a 3 year old, this is equal to any other scary nightmare :)



#12:
Maddie has begun to show an interest in marriage. The other day she was going through the list of people that were married/going to get married. She told me that Grandma was married to Grandpa, Nona to Papa, mommy is married to daddy because he's a "prince." She then told me she was going to marry Robby because "he's my best friend and a prince." After that she got a really concerned look on her face and wondered out loud who Eli would marry. Ding ding ding; the light bulb came on and she proudly announced "I know! He will marry Jo Jo" (their aunt that is 23 years older than him). I figured that now is not the time to dash her hopes that we REALLY DO NOT marry family members.


#13:
Maddie has lately been saying the word "idiot" to people when she is upset. I couldn't figure out where she would have learned it from until last night when we were watching 101 Dalmations and she showed me that Cruella Da Ville does indeed say that word over and over. And to think I thought Disney movies were so great. I then had to explain to Maddie that Cruella was being very mean when she said that word to people and that she shouldn't have said that




Robby Phrases
#1:
Robby copies everything that Maddie says these days, so now when I ask him to do anything he says "why," but then doesn't wait for the answer before he goes over and follows my instructions. I am pretty sure he doesn't understand what he is saying....please don't ever learn Mr R :)


#2:
Robby's favorite phrase I hear on a daily basis is "but Mom."



#3:
Whenever Robby gets in trouble he furrows his brow, crosses his arms across his chest and loudly protests "You're not my best friend".  Then he gets even more upset when we laugh at this reply. {April 2010}


#4:
Robby totally HEARTS camping.  He talks about it non-stop and has to be his favorite thing in the world.  Whenever I ask him if we should go camping as a family he rolls his eyes and says "Mom, girls are not allowed to camping...only boys."